Wisdom from the Bottom of the Pint
Wherever you go, there you are.
Deal with it.
Ever try to nail tofu to a tree?
Be the tofu.
It's easy to find the smartest person in any meeting.
Just look for the person repeatedly banging his head on the desk.
Looking ahead or behind -- you can only stand where you are now.
Perception is King to reality's court jester.
The First Rule of Holes.
When you're in one, stop digging.
Laughter is champaign for the soul.
Well there you have it.
What are you waiting around for?